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    The Earth Can’t Wait — So Masturbate!

    Today is Earth Day, so we thought it’d be cool to share some Earth-conscious masturbation tips with you.

    After all, we want pheromones rising, not oceans!

    So today, let’s practice ways of rewarding our own nature, while preserving Mother Earth.






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    Remember that masturbation releases dopamine and endorphins, and happy people are less prone to marketing tricks. Masturbate now and start buying responsibly!

    So get down (to Earth!) and enjoy your self-pleasure!
    Share your ideas about conscious masturbation in the comments below!

    Environmentally yours,
    The xHamster Team
    Veröffentlicht von xHamster
    vor 5 Jahren
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    -Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
    -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- vor 2 Jahren
    not in the shower
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    blueslipman
    blueslipman vor 4 Jahren
    Use nylon lingerie. It's washable with your other clothes. Just make sure you put it in a lingerie bag, you gotta take good care of it.
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    B
    blissfulgirl1 vor 5 Jahren
    masturbation is so great especially if youre using a doll from https://solddolls.com/
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    pelda322
    pelda322 vor 5 Jahren
    nezkusíš nevíš a když zkusíš máš koníčka na celý živoz
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    maze141
    maze141 vor 5 Jahren
    masturbation is so great and it feels so nice :heart:
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    S
    sub4strapon vor 5 Jahren
    SWEEET
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    xmackdaddy69
    i will
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    mmmbrunettes
    mmmbrunettes vor 5 Jahren
    don't just tos your seed in a sports-sock, recycle it! it's great compost 
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    mmmbrunettes
    mmmbrunettes vor 5 Jahren
    haha awesome!
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    kinky_cyclades
    kinky_cyclades vor 5 Jahren
    Use from the grocery natural dildos.not plastic
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    ukusaok
    ukusaok vor 5 Jahren
    Yahoooo
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